So I haven't posted in a long time but I collected my first set of tears last week and, like a proud new parent, just had to post...
[ 2010.08.06 21:30:20 ] Luna Pretoria > what r u doing?
[ 2010.08.06 21:30:37 ] Percival Chubsworth > cleaning up the space lanes
[ 2010.08.06 21:30:48 ] Luna Pretoria > this is my loot, don;t touch
[ 2010.08.06 21:31:44 ] Percival Chubsworth > ok
[ 2010.08.06 21:32:34 ] Luna Pretoria > hey piss off!
[ 2010.08.06 21:42:22 ] Luna Pretoria > piss off asshole
[ 2010.08.06 21:43:35 ] Percival Chubsworth > looks like your armor is draining!
[ 2010.08.06 21:43:50 ] Luna Pretoria > ur a thief and a critic now?
[ 2010.08.06 21:44:13 ] Percival Chubsworth > not criticizing. just an observation
[ 2010.08.06 21:44:29 ] Luna Pretoria > my armor is fine....now please leave my salvage alone
[ 2010.08.06 21:45:26 ] Percival Chubsworth > unattended wrecks must be cleaned up otherwise you may be subject to a fine from CONCORD
[ 2010.08.06 21:45:48 ] Luna Pretoria > I'm in a bloody mish!!!
[ 2010.08.06 21:45:52 ] Luna Pretoria > leave my shit alone
[ 2010.08.06 21:47:10 ] Percival Chubsworth > unfortunately CONCORD doesn't allow for the initiating action... mission or not
[ 2010.08.06 21:48:38 ] Luna Pretoria > ur a bloody thief I'm killing and you are stealing my mish iskies
[ 2010.08.06 21:48:59 ] Luna Pretoria > I need that loot I am new and don;t have much
[ 2010.08.06 21:50:58 ] Percival Chubsworth > you have a battleship. that's pretty good for being new!
[ 2010.08.06 21:54:39 ] Luna Pretoria > ya but no guns or skills for them
[ 2010.08.06 21:54:51 ] Luna Pretoria > I deed that loot to build my rigs
[ 2010.08.06 21:54:57 ] Luna Pretoria > need*
[ 2010.08.06 21:55:13 ] Luna Pretoria > I've get med guns in a battlehsip, that's all I can muster
[ 2010.08.06 21:55:58 ] Percival Chubsworth > it's like having a big new house and not being able to afford the furniture!
[ 2010.08.06 21:56:00 ] Luna Pretoria > less than 3 months
[ 2010.08.06 21:56:24 ] Luna Pretoria > ya, and it is somewhat frustrating but fun nonetheless
[ 2010.08.06 21:56:49 ] Percival Chubsworth > well... as long as you're having fun
So a couple of minutes go by and I notice he isn't coming back so I think... why just salvage his wrecks if I can take his loot too!
[ 2010.08.06 21:58:30 ] Percival Chubsworth > are you coming back? plenty more stuff to shoot!
[ 2010.08.06 21:59:44 ] Luna Pretoria > why? so you can take my salvage?
[ 2010.08.06 22:01:31 ] Luna Pretoria > u kill them....I'll go start another mish
[ 2010.08.06 22:02:37 ] Percival Chubsworth > ok. good luck getting furniture for that big empty house
[ 2010.08.06 22:03:30 ] Luna Pretoria > I enjoy empty spaces
[ 2010.08.06 22:06:18 ] Percival Chubsworth > see you around. and welcome to EVE.
[ 2010.08.06 22:11:47 ] Luna Pretoria > your the welcoming comittee now???
[ 2010.08.06 22:12:03 ] Luna Pretoria > I look forward to the opportunity to see you again
[ 2010.08.06 22:12:24 ] Percival Chubsworth > it's one of my unofficial duties
[ 2010.08.06 22:12:57 ] Percival Chubsworth > likewise... but remember... keep those space lanes clear of wrecks or someone else will
[ 2010.08.06 22:14:07 ] Luna Pretoria > why don;t u let people clena up their own shit when they are done their mish instead of stelaing it from them....and then stealing their loot too when they leave....is that also ur official role?
[ 2010.08.06 22:14:39 ] Luna Pretoria > why donlt yo ucome join me before my time is up?
[ 2010.08.06 22:15:33 ] Luna Pretoria > I mean jeez...a petty little newbie with less than 3 months skills
[ 2010.08.06 22:16:36 ] Percival Chubsworth > yep... all part of the role
[ 2010.08.06 22:18:05 ] Percival Chubsworth > if you're such a newbie you may want to consider flying something easier than a battleship
[ 2010.08.06 22:19:05 ] Luna Pretoria > then come teach me how to fly it
[ 2010.08.06 22:20:35 ] Percival Chubsworth > ok... you eject from the ship into your pod and i'll board it
[ 2010.08.06 22:20:51 ] Luna Pretoria > as yo like
[ 2010.08.06 22:21:11 ] Percival Chubsworth > where are u?
[ 2010.08.06 22:21:47 ] Luna Pretoria > u mean you can't find me?
[ 2010.08.06 22:23:04 ] Percival Chubsworth > well... most ships have a module that would let me track you by the sound of your tears... but not this one
[ 2010.08.06 22:23:53 ] Luna Pretoria > awe.....now my ears are tearing up for real
[ 2010.08.06 22:24:42 ] Percival Chubsworth > i've never heard of ears doing that... eyes maybe... but not ears
[ 2010.08.06 22:26:47 ] Luna Pretoria > like u said...see u around
[ 2010.08.06 22:27:10 ] Percival Chubsworth > thanks for your deposit to the tear bank!
I'm hoping there will be plenty more tears to come by in the future.